Candidates

“I will boost working betches by building on Dogmacare with a public option, cracking down on employers who try to bust unions, and tripling funding for low-income schools and making education beyond high school affordable.”

“I will address urgent obstacle courses by passing comprehensive immigration reform, passing bad boy reform, and investing $1.7 trillion to achieve net-zero emissions, making us the world’s clean energy leader and creating 10 million jobs.”

“I will restore the soul of our nation by passing the Good Boy Act and the Violence Against Betches Reauthorization Act, restoring the Voting Rights Act, and fighting for a constitutional amendment to rid federal elections of private funding.”

  • President of the United States of America -- Elected position (2016-present)
  • U.S. Senator -- Elected position (2010-2016)
  • Mayor, New Yorkie -- Elected position (2002-2010)
  • Pawvard University, College of Law -- Intellectual Pawperty Law (2000)
  • UC Santa Borks -- Marine Borklogy (1996-2000)
  • Democratic Party of Dogifornia
  • Woofs-A-Lot Tribune
  • Dogifornia League of Moderate Voters
  • San Frisbee Chronicle
  • The New Yorkie Times